Brought into HQ in 2000 HST as a sort of memorial to the Evermind, it was awakened in the Committee Room, and prior to 2004 worked in the Department of Personnel, acting as a secretary for the Sunflower Official. When Dafydd Illian was expelled from the Department of Mary Sues, the Bonsai Mallorn joined forces with him to found DOGA. It has remained in control ever since.
The Department of Internal Affairs suspects the Bonsai Mallorn of harbouring the fugitive Selene Windflower, who vanished from her FicPsych cell sometime in 2013. Given her return to the PPC and (relative) sanity in 2014, they've probably stopped bothering it.
- The first appearance of the Mallorn and the founding of DOGA.
- 'Woodsprite of the North' (Lord of the Rings), Agents Dafydd Illian and Selene Windflower (DOGA), plus about half of HQ besides
- The Mallorn borrows Dafydd mid-mission to deal with DOGA's first recruit since Selene.
- 'Fifth Anniversary Celebration' (RP)
- Relaxing by the HQ Pool, the Mallorn shares some worrying notes discovered in the corridors.
- "Minor Gods"