Changes: Chakkik

Revision as of 14:24, 23 April 2015

Chakkik is an agent in the Department of Mary Sues. He is written by Voyd.

Agent Profile

Aappearance

Chakkik is a fairly standard Mantis Ant. He’s a nine-foot tall bipedal insectoid, with mantis-like claws and a yellow carapace. Since the original Mantis Ant couldn’t speak, he wears a translation collar. A unique quirk of his translator is that it sounds heavily computerized. He doesn’t mind, and in fact enjoys this sound.

While disguised as a human, he greatly resembles Captain Dyluck from his home continuum.

Personality

Despite his great size and monstrous appearance, Chakkik is the brains of his team. He's calm, intelligent and has the single-minded determination of your average ant. He has a good head for numbers, and this might be why he's so good at League of Legends, which he greatly enjoys playing.

Chakkik's gay, but he's only attracted to arthropods. He has no knowledge or interest in mammalian reproduction, and is irritated by insinuations to the contrary.

Abilities

As a Mana Monster, Chakkik possesses natural magical abilities. While in any Square Enix continuum (or, mysteriously, Pokémon), he can cast Gem Missile, which sends giant diamonds rocketing towards a target. In any continuum, so long as he's in his natural form, he also has an acidic breath weapon.

Since he's usually disguised, though, he generally makes do with a sawtooth saber.

Agent History

The Mantis Ant is part of a well-known exploit in Secret of Mana, the Ninth Sword Orb Glitch. However, after defeating the Mantis Ant in the glitched game, some player somewhere did something that utterly ruined the game. This catastrophic glitch revived the Mantis Ant and shunted him through a plothole.

Mission Reports

Partnered with Gabby

Interlude 1: Moving In
- Chakkik meets his new partner, and beats her in League nine times.
Mission 1: Getting the Show on the Road (The Hobbit)
- Chakkik and Gabby's first mission. A You!Sue is no match for Chakkik's flapping mandibles.
Mission 2: Dragons Can't Do That! (The Hobbit, NSFW)
- Chakkik and Gabby get deja vu, and Chakkik marvels at the greatest of all dragons.

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 |Partner = [[Gabby]]
 |Fandom(s) = ''League of Legends'', ''Steven Universe'', ''Pathfinder Chronicles'', ''[[Lord of the Rings]]''
-|Lust-object(s) = Achaekek (''Pathfinder Chronicles''), Kha'Zix (''League of Legends''), Metal Mantis (''Secret of Mana'')
+|Lust-object(s) = Achaekek (''Pathfinder Chronicles''), Kha'Zix (''League of Legends''), Metal Mantis (''Secret of Mana''), Mantis (''Kung Fu Panda'')
 |Favorite(s) = Taric (''League of Legends'')
 |Weapon(s) = Claws, natural magic (in natural form); sawtooth saber (disguised)
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 ===Personality===
-Despite his great size and monstrous appearance, Chakkik is the brains of his team. He's calm, intelligent and has the single-minded determination of your average ant. He has a good head for numbers, and this might be why he's so good at ''League of Legends'', which he greatly enjoys playing. He is also very understated, and tends towards stating the obvious.
+Despite his great size and monstrous appearance, Chakkik is the brains of his team. He's calm, intelligent and has the single-minded determination of your average ant. He has a good head for numbers, and this might be why he's so good at ''League of Legends'', which he greatly enjoys playing.
+Chakkik's gay, but he's only attracted to arthropods. He has no knowledge or interest in mammalian reproduction, and is irritated by insinuations to the contrary.
 ===Abilities===