A crash dummy is an inflatable dummy that channels the Sueish spirit of first- or second-person fanfictions. With a dummy, PPC agents can enter such fics without being 'Sued. Each dummy starts off as a soft yellow cube bearing the instructions "Do not pull cord until in fic." The dummies come in "Me" and "You" varieties, one for first-person and the other for second-person. They are not very durable, so treat them with care.

To use a crash dummy, shove the dummy into the fic first, so that the Sue inhabits the dummy instead of an agent. Crash dummies can be assassinated just like normal Sues; upon death, they turn back into crash dummies and can be folded back into a cube. DoSAT does not take kindly to agents who destroy or lose crash dummies; agents are advised to use assassination strategies that leave the body intact and retrievable.

Use in MissionsEdit

• All About You (Pirates of the Caribbean), Agents Isaiah and Mara (DTE)
  • See the PPC crash dummy in action for the first time!
• The Fonic Crystals, the Sword, and the Assassins (Tales of the Abyss), Katrina and Samuel (DMS-Freelance).
  • Agent Katrina experiences what happens if you forget the crash dummy.
• miley's story (Torchwood), Tasmin and Emma (DMS-Doctor Who/Torchwood)
  • The crash dummy is used as a stand-in for multiple first-person POVs.
• The Smasher (Super Smash Bros.), Derik and Earwig (DMS-Freelance)
  • The team is saved from being stuck in the Stu's head thanks to Earwig's tendency to acquire things.
• All Hail the Ironic Overpower! (Sherlock Holmes), Kelok and Unger (APD-Sherlock Holmes)
• Sweet Candy (Harry Potter), Trainee Cadmar and Agent Luxury (DBS)
  • Luxury forgets to check whether the fic is first-person during Cadmar's first Bad Slash mission.