Dead was an agent in the Department of Emergencies around the time that Jay and Acacia were assigned to the Department of Implausible Crossovers. She had a pet gecko named Gecko and had a reputation for being trigger-happy. At one point, she put a mountain through the head of a half-dragon, half-unicorn Sue.
- "Torment" (Lord of the Rings), with Agent Jay (DIC)
- "You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps."—Especially when dealing with a case where the canon characters are totally out of their minds. Oh, the pain...
- "The Dark of the Moon" (Lord of the Rings), Agents Rosie Cotton Bomull and Nenya Gabriel (DMS - DMO), with Agent Jay Thorntree (DIC)
- Agents Dead and Jay get Rosie and Nenya out of a deletion.