- ⧽ Dam fukers I has no guns!
- —Bob, the Stu
"With a Side of Chips and a Soda" is a mission undertaken by Agents Danny Richardson and Laura Dukes. It is followed by "Night of the Living Stu," in which the agents mission the badfic's sequel.
Synopsis[]
"With a Side of Chips and a Soda"[]
Danny professes a dislike for bad parodies. He and Laura are immediately sent to mission Left 2 Die 4ever, a fic that qualifies as a bad parody. This annoys Danny but amuses Laura.
Due to the fic's syntax, the Stu named Bob is rendered as a giant sapient sandwich. The Stu is observed committing several physically impossible acts before being charged and shot dead.
"Night of the Living Stu"[]
Bob the Stu is still alive for a sequel, and the agents are dismayed to find out he's no longer a sandwich. After his equally Suvian father is introduced, Laura pins the Stu and his father to a wall with a van to allow Danny to behead them with a machete.