- This character was removed from continuity because the Cult of the Smut Carver is generally considered to be in poor taste and its primary author never got Permission.
Agent Melba of the Department of Out of Character Hobbits was the notorious Smut Carver who vandalized HQ with legendary-grade squickfic. Reepicheep was furious when she wrote one involving him and Edmund, and she was killed when Leela caught her in the act of writing a smutfic involving her.
The Cult of the Smut Carver was created by WikiMaster, but Melba was used and fleshed out by Tawaki.