Phoenix is a Mary Sue slain by Agents Jay and Acacia. She was written by Kaos Girl and appeared in a Lord of the Rings badfic.

Character history Edit

Phoenix was Galadriel's uncanonical daughter, sent forward in time via the Mirror of Galadriel (apparently so she could work at K-mart). She created an uncanonical Ring of Power, sang modern music in Middle-earth (perfectly, of course), and intended to break up the Fellowship to have them rescue her from orcs. Thankfully, this was prevented by PPC agents.

Character demise Edit

Jay and Acacia joined the orcs that kidnapped Phoenix, waited for the orcs to knock her out, and carried her off (the orcs soon lost interest).

Phoenix was shot with an arrow, and the body was given to the orcs.

ChargesEdit

Phoenix was charged with "disrupting the canon by joining the Fellowship, bringing twenty-first century knowledge to Middle-Earth, interfering with the characters of Galadriel and Legolas, being a Mary Sue... really annoying Acacia.... getting yourself captured like an idiot and having the fellowship break up just to rescue you... and yelling at Gollum."

Mission ReportEdit

Chosen (alternate link), Agents Jay and Acacia, Department of Mary Sues