Agent Staff Elf is an assassin in the Department of Mary Sues. He is a Noldorin elf, and for as long as he can remember, he has been called Staff Elf; a couple of years before his first mission, someone tried to rename him Bartholomew, but that just didn't work out. He is partnered with Laire and was written by Ainu Laire.

Mission Reports Edit

Home: Parma en Laire

Partnered with Laire Edit

• "Return of the Nazgul" (Lord of the Rings)