Teek
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| Teek Virtanen | |
| Written by: | Lycaenion |
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| Name: | Teek Virtanen |
| Age: | 16 (Earth Years) |
| Species: | Human |
| Home Continuum: | Real World |
| Department: | Floaters |
| Division: | None |
| Response Center: | 1764 |
| Partner: | Crebaina Aisenyeva (previous), Crelmos (current) |
| Fandom(s): | Harry Potter & Star Trek, but will take more or less anything |
| Lust-object(s): | None revealed (but all hints point to Worf) |
| Favorite(s): | B'Elanna Torres, Kathryn Janeway |
| Weapon(s): | Mek'leth, lightsaber, loud and frequent swearing |
Teek is a youngish female human working in the Department of Floaters, and is a rather new recruit. She is written by Lycaenion.
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[edit] Partners
Upon being released from Basic Training around late July 2008 HST, Teek was partnered with Crebaina Aisenyev, an eighteen-year-old from Lyra's world in the His Dark Materials continuum. The two experienced some difficulty working together, but had (almost) begun to establish a slight rapport by the end of their second mission.
Then, of course, said mission induced a sort of post-traumatic stress reaction in poor Crebaina, which led to her placement in FicPsych. =
Hence, Teek's present situation, which she is none too happy with. Most of her time is now spent yelling or swearing at her new partner, Crelmos, who regards her with equal loathing (if not more, he's quite good at it).
[edit] Appearance
Teek is pretty much your average World One adolescent human female, roughly 5'3" in height and on the stocky side. Her eyes are a sort of mucky Generic Medium Brown; her hair, which is far more readily noticeable, is dark brown, thick, and wild, and has had bright orange streaks dyed into it. Her clothing is never given much description, since she doesn't much care; she can, however, usually be found in cargo pants or jeans, and has a wide variety of Queen and Star Trek T-shirts.
Note: Some people tend to infer that, since Teek is based somewhat off Lycaenion, her writer, they look (more or less) exactly alike. This is not, in fact, true, although Lycaenion's hair did once look rather similar.
[edit] Personality
In general, Teek is extroverted and quite friendly to new people, although the length of time in which things stay that way is variable. She will frequently greet strangers with the Vulcan salute, or perhaps a Monty Python quote. Her main weakness lies in her absolute lack of patience; she is rash and impulsive, and will say or act on whatever enters her head.
Being a teenager, she is capable of sulkiness at astounding levels, and is often more stubborn than she wants to admit. This has not, in the PPC, served her all that well thus far.
Her temper is mercurial and extremely short; fortunately, however, she calms down with equal speed once things have been sorted out (not including the probability that she'll flare up again in five seconds or less). She tends to talk quickly when angry or excited, to the point of being unintelligible (she claims to have once topped warp five). She curses loudly and frequently, using, for reasons best known to herself, mostly Klingon and British swear words. Her epithets tend to be creative and heavily fandom-influenced, with, "Zarquon, Om, and Q!" being a favorite.
Teek does not hold too well with arrogance; she hates few things more than being made to seem childish or stupid. She values honor and fair play to a large extent, but will twist a situation to her needs if the circumstances require.
She's a very devout Trekkie, though she also loves The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy and Monty Python. Her sole concessions to fantasy are Discworld and Harry Potter, the latter of which was her very first fandom.
For fighting and other related pursuits (including sporting activities), her strategy is to howl, flail wildly, and hope for the best. Her weapons, which she will not hesitate to use or threaten someone with, are a lightsaber (red) and a mek'leth (a medium-sized Klingon blade weapon), both given to her by Beethoven Sonata when she promised to join the Flower Paranoia Society (don't ask).
[edit] Agent History
Like many Agents, Teek is not blessed (or cursed) with much in the way of an eventful backstory; harbouring increasing feelings of inadequacy compared to all the exciting residents of HQ, she no longer volunteers much about her past. It is known, however, that her father (who got her into Star Trek) was a college professor, and her mother a marine biologist, that she is half-Polish, half-Finnish, that she once spent a year with her cousins in England (and there discovered most of her vocabulary, as well as the works of Terry Pratchett), lived in Madison, Wisconsin before joining the PPC, and that she disliked nearly everything about school except for the bits that involved reading.
As she tells it, around the age of thirteen, she had been allowed to play on the computers in the library at the college where her father worked, and inevitably discovered fanfiction whilst roaming the Internet. After a few attempts of her own ("for Harry Potter and Star Trek, and one time I tried both at once– that was the worst of the lot"), which were for obvious reasons not recieved all that well.
Her nature being what it is, after learning a bit of the difference between good and bad fic, she retaliated with flames of her own, and then went to seek out new targets among the rest of her hapless demographic.
After seeing the flame war that followed one of Teek's particularly savage attacks, an anonymous passer-by sent her a link to the PPC, with a simple note to the effect that her mindset could be put to better use.
Having no idea what the hell she wanted to do with her impending life, and throwing to the winds the fact that she'd only just finished her sophomore year of high school, Teek joined.
The rest, of course, is history.
[edit] Mission Logs
Teek's mission logs can be found here: [1]
