The Uncommon Comma is the head of the Department of Technical Errors. This giant piece of punctuation is one of the few non-Flower department heads. It is 400 years old in its current shape, though the concept is far older. Its gender is unknown. It has almond-shaped eyes and occasionally wears a red beret. It communicates telepathically and moves by hopping about on its tail.
The Uncommon Comma does not raise its "voice" but rather exercises its authority through its linguistic skill. Whatever you do, do not abuse the comma. It will come back to haunt you. Most importantly, never refer to the Uncommon Comma as an apostrophe.
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- "A Slut for Samwise and Her Demise" (Lord of the Rings), Agent Mara (DTE) with Agent Rosie Cotton Bomull (DMO)